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The Clown Prince of Wellness

The orange-haired comedian who once mocked health fanatics is now using his sarcasm to spread misinformation

There is a man on the Internet known for satirizing wellness trends who was recently censored on YouTube for spreading unfounded conspiracy theories. JP Sears made a name for himself by gently mocking essential oils and the unbearable demands made on friends by rule-abiding diet enthusiasts. You may remember him from his purple T-shirts, long red hair, and earnest sarcasm.

It may come as a shock to find out that not only has he become the very thing that he once ridiculed, JP Sears is now using his massive online platforms to discredit public health measures against COVID-19 and to open the door to grand conspiracy theories. Distrust is the name of the game, and he does it with comedic flair.

A wolf in sheep鈥檚 clothing for the social media age

JP Sears started to gain popularity a few years ago with his videos parodying the worst excesses of wellness-minded consumers. His 2015 video on now has over 10 million views. In it, he uses his trademark deadpan delivery to feed us this line: 鈥淚f you鈥檙e ready to have a ravenous appetite for impossible standards and dogmatic feelings of victimization, then let鈥檚 get started on what you need to do to become gluten intolerant.鈥 I remember sharing it on social media and wondering if Sears was just a science-minded comedian who had seized upon a great target of derision: the worried well.

I think we were all caught with our pants down when it was revealed that JP Sears was actually an. His credentials certainly raised my eyebrows. He is neither a psychologist nor a psychiatrist; rather, he is reported as having been a faculty member of the. Its courses teach students to, a spiritual concept not based in fact, as well as promoting the unscientific concepts of The founder of this institute, Paul Chek, endorses, and Chek and Sears are reportedly. Sears himself attended a certification program at Journeys of Wisdom. A quick look at should be enough to realize that what Sears mocks in public, he may very well endorse in private. (A lot of this was unearthed by Chris Kavanagh for.)

These days, Sears, ever the businessman, hawks a variety of supplements and gadgets that typically have no real evidence behind them. He has sponsorships for (a of the evidence characterized the existing studies as 鈥減oor鈥 so we can鈥檛 really conclude anything at this point); he peddles as an alternative to aluminum-containing products (the link between deodorants, aluminum, and disease is); and he pushes for while calling those who do not believe in them 鈥渟cience deniers鈥 (blue light blockers and if you want to sleep well, you should avoid any bright light before bedtime).

This penchant for Sears to advertise products we don鈥檛 need is not new. The featured so-called 鈥渉ealthy resources,鈥 such as Ultra Life Metabolic Type Supplements and the now infamous ground zero for quackery, Joe Mercola鈥檚 website. That鈥檚 right. Years before JP was mocking wellness trends, he was openly endorsing Joe Mercola鈥檚 suite of pseudoscientific supplements.

In, he admitted to being asked if he was generally sincere or humorous. 鈥淢y answer is 鈥榶es, I鈥檓 both鈥.鈥 Sears鈥 comedic ambiguity--mocking wellness fads while endorsing them too, never allowing himself to be pinned down--has allowed him to successfully draw in masses of people as he slithers down the rabbit hole of COVID-19 conspiracy theories.

The pandemic鈥檚 all a big joke

Since the pandemic began, the object of JP Sears鈥 sarcasm has abruptly shifted. He calls masks He sows distrust in journalists. He mentions 5G in the context of the coronavirus and ironically wishes instead of just the one. (He has escaped YouTube鈥檚 haphazard crackdown on COVID-19 misinformation, he thinks, because the artificial intelligence that scans video transcripts.) And when he soberly comments on the public health measures against the pandemic, his language is loaded with war imagery. He talks of people wanting to be 鈥渙n the battlefield,鈥 frequently makes comparisons to Braveheart, and calls his freedom-touting friends 鈥渨arriors鈥 and 鈥渃rusaders,鈥 friends like, the director of the conspiracy-mongering Plandemic, and, the London Real founder whose own freedom-of-speech crusade has led him to interview 眉ber conspiracy theorist David Icke not just once but five times so far.

What JP Sears asserts about COVID-19 (or is he joking?) tends to be factually inaccurate. He claims, wrongfully, that, but that only 4% of COVID patients who have enough vitamin D die, inferring that sun exposure to get vitamin D is a stellar protection against the disease. The. It was never peer-reviewed and was riddled with problems, chief among them the fact that patients with normal vitamin D levels and patients deficient in vitamin D were wildly different in terms of how many had pre-existing conditions putting them at risk for severe illness and death. The evidence for vitamin D supplementation preventing severe COVID illness and death is, and the vitamin has a long history of being propped up as a saviour before good evidence shows it is not.

In another video, Sears mocks the notice on PCR diagnostic kits for COVID-19 that say. PCR kits can be used to diagnose COVID-19. I suspect he is getting confused with, which indeed should not be used to diagnose someone as infectious. Antibody kits are used to know if someone has had the virus in the past and developed antibodies. Finally, Sears pulls out the big guns by pointing out the incongruity in closing down gyms when The reason is that the virus can be airborne; people can still work out outside or at home; and not eating a calorie is actually easier than burning it, as it turns out. But, hey, to JP Sears, fact-checking is censorship and!

This warped thinking has allowed JP Sears to all over the United States during the pandemic. He does not wear a mask and typically hugs the hundreds of people who come and see him because 鈥渉uman connection is enlivening.鈥 In a telling recording excerpted on the excellent, Sears remarks that if he had gotten sick, then he might not have repeated the act in a future show. But he did not get sick, so everything is peachy.

This is the dawning of the age of conspirituality

At the core of Sears鈥 reasoning is the twisted philosophy of 鈥渆xtreme self-responsibility.鈥 (This is also the title of in which he interviews Ryan Moran, who runs the website Capitalism.com and who wrote a book called 12 Months to $1 Million.) Sears places the onus of being ill on a person鈥檚 behaviour. Sarcastically,, 鈥淵ou can peel yourself off the couch after being a sedentary waste of space for thirty years, put on a mask, and now you鈥檙e a pillar of health with all that effort you鈥檙e putting in.鈥 By eating right, cramming yourself full of supplements, working out several days a week, and exposing yourself to the sun, you just don鈥檛 need hand sanitizer or masks, he implies. While being physically healthy certainly helps ward off illness, it is not a magical shield against catching viruses. And this victim-blaming mentality aimed at people with diseases--so common in the wellness space--callously ignores social determinants of health and the inability for many people to afford healthier food.

Perhaps even more worryingly, JP Sears is part of a dangerous movement that has weaponized doubt under the cover of self-empowerment. He encourages his followers to be contrarians and to trust their intuition. He wants to feel what is 鈥渦ntrue,鈥 his guiding principle being that he doesn鈥檛 have the truth but he knows 鈥渨hat bullshit tastes like.鈥 This mistrustful streak leads him to entertain notions that this pandemic was planned by governments and Bill Gates in order to censor and track the populace. He and many other health gurus promote the 鈥済ut-feelification鈥 of health. If it feels right to the primitive parts of our brain, it must be true, they tell us. This is a recipe for how not to think clearly. Stephen Colbert was ahead of the curve when he mockingly endorsed the idea of back in 2005.

JP Sears鈥 brand is called 鈥淎waken with JP,鈥 and this reference to awakening is key to understanding the recent trend he epitomizes: conspirituality. The word, which fuses 鈥渃onspiracy鈥 and 鈥渟pirituality鈥, first appeared in and stands for a recent phenomenon by which New Age beliefs and conspiracy theories hold hands. Conspiritualists believe a group secretly controls the political and social order and also that humanity is on the verge of a paradigm shift in consciousness. A version of this movement can be seen in 鈥,鈥 where female Instagram influencers typically interested in nutrition and wellness started endorsing the grand conspiracy theory that a Deep State was involved in child trafficking and pedophilia and that Donald Trump was leading the angelic charge against it. Nothing is as it seems, everything is connected.

A key reference in the world of conspirituality is the from the 1999 movie The Matrix. In it, a mentor figure offers Keanu Reeves鈥 character the choice between swallowing a blue pill which would allow him to return to his normal life... or a red pill that would make him aware that the world he lives in is actually a simulation. JP Sears himself mentions red and blue pills constantly in his videos. He has taken the red pill and he believes he sees things as they truly are.

Or is he just having a laugh?

Take-home message:
- JP Sears is a businessman and emotional healing coach who used to satirize wellness trends but now endorses many while also pushing COVID-19 conspiracy theories
- He promotes the idea that using your intuition to decide what is true, which is actually a recipe for disaster
- He is part of a trend called 鈥渃onspirituality鈥 in which participation in New Age spirituality is merged with the belief in grand conspiracy theories


Illustration of JP Sears by Luc Ouellet for the 平特五不中 Office for Science and Society.

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